Is it sad a main contributing factor to me wanting a girlfriend (which I do not at the time, just a factor in general desire) is unlimited back scratches. We would definitely have some sort of payment system. I pay for your food, you pay me in back scratches. I’d buy her acrylic nails just so it’d feel better too. Ok this is getting weird goodnight tumblr
I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.
Anonymously (or not) message me (3) things you want to know about me.
I wish i had enough followers so this would actually happen. It seems fun. More fun for me than others.