Is it sad a main contributing factor to me wanting a girlfriend (which I do not at the time, just a factor in general desire) is unlimited back scratches. We would definitely have some sort of payment system. I pay for your food, you pay me in back scratches. I’d buy her acrylic nails just so it’d feel better too. Ok this is getting weird goodnight tumblr

Anonymously (or not) message me (3) things you want to know about me.

I wish i had enough followers so this would actually happen. It seems fun. More fun for me than others.

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